2025-2026 Sheikh Gucci Power Rankings Week - 14

I was contractually obligated to not post any rankings while the bears were winning as the LM thought a certain Team Manager shouldn't have so much happiness in their life. Now that the bears have been eliminated and Bear Fans have come back to Earth, the rankings will resume...maaaaybe.

 

RK	Team	PF	PA	STRK	MOVES
1	General Sahib  (Arshad Jaffery)	19739.25	15846.5	W2	19
2	Rock 'Em Siakam Robots  (Qais Yar)	17702.5	16880.75	W2	53
3	The Paolo Express  (Mujabe Shekib)	17618.5	15451.25	W4	24
4	Buz Cruise  (Mustafa Masood)	17547.5	14225	W13	34
5	Team HARAMBE!!!!!  (Roman Ghney)	16432.75	16335.25	L4	22
6	Khanqueror  (Faris Khan)	16221	16378	L1	43
7	W E M-V-P  (Azim Khalique)	16169.25	15603	W1	48
8	The Math Ain't Mathing  (Riamo Equah)	15454.25	16552.75	W1	13
9	Cobra Kawhi  (Sama T. B.)	14860.75	15336.25	L1	24
10	ball is life  (nauman bakhrani)	14627.25	17046.75	L8	5
11	Overweight Young Gids  (Z	13481.5	16506.25	L7	7
12	Dunkin' Donuts  (usman hussain)	11612	15304.75	L2	0

Quick Insights

General Sahib currently is ranked number 1 in the league with a whopping 19739.25 fpts which is nearly 2000 more ftps than second place team...

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• Rock 'Em Siakam Robots currently leads the uncorrupted portion of the league with a whopping 17702.5 fpts. 
• The League Manager for once is sitting on top of the world with no other team to challenge him according to the computations recorded.
• Buz Cruise is currently ranked 4th overall in my rankings but needs to given props for 13 straight wins!
• The Math aint Mathing finally won a game and suddenly there are rankings? Coincidence? Self Serving prick
• Overweight Young Gids needs to lose some weight and end the longest losing streak at 8 games
• Thanks for taking me to the Rose Jersey Retirement though!
• Ball is Life - apparently so is losing with the longest losing streak in the league with 8
• Dunkin Donuts won a game at some point this season. 
• Like Haleys Comet - and i missed it!
• When asked about his record Dunkin Donuts answered "I'm sorry, what was the question?" while sipping on a Cold Coke Zero in short shorts and a tanktop with his ray-ban Shades on sitting under a palm tree.

Only 4 weeks to go before the playoffs begin. The playoff rankings are still in the air - for most!