Monday, October 27, 2025

2025-2026 Sheikh Gucci Power Rankings - Week 1

 The time is upon us again. Can I keep these power rankings churning at a weekly basis? PROBABLY NOT! But I'll try harder (if at all) this time. It's only week 1 but lets go!


RKTeamREBASTSTLBLKTOPTSPFPASTRKMOVES
1Greek freak  (Mujabe Shekib)2151054530736161206.75952.25W13
2Team HARAMBE!!!!!  (Roman Ghney)19212527137369112021072.25W13
3W E M-V-P  (Azim Khalique)19811742356152811171053.75W18
4Overweight Young Gids  (Zuhair Haque)1961254110635671104960W11
5Rock 'Em Siakam Robots  (Qais Yar)1881263014665601076.5996W15
6General Sahib  (Arshad Jaffery)171137358785761072.251202L13
7Foxy Matas  (Mustafa Masood)2171102817705361053.751117L14
8ball is life  (nauman bakhrani)1761313518775201036.5939.75W14
9Khanqueror  (Faris Khan)180804224675119961076.5L15
10Kawhi Not?!  (Sama T. B.)146902219635639601104L13
11Dunkin' Donuts  (usman hussain)159101261847513952.251206.75L10
12Wolf of Ball Street  (Riamo Equah)185115271968449939.751036.5L13

  • Greek Freak has taken an early lead in the rankings with 1206.75 FPTS in week 1
    • That's only 4.75 fpts ahead of second place team Team HARAMBE
    • Fractions!
  • WEMVP leads the league in Moves with an astounding 8 moves made in 1 week. 
    • Based on statistical analysis i've found there's only 7 days in the week! So that's more moves than days. CARAZY
  • "The Wolf of Ball Street sucks and should be kicked from this league"
    • - Quoted from Fantasy Baseball League Commissioner Arshad Jaffery
  • General Sahib sits right smack dab in the middle of the league, ranked 6 with 1072.25 fpts.
    • "My Team is ass" - Quoted from Team GM General Sahib
      • "I agree" - Quoted from Rival Team owner Overweight Young Gids
  • Dunkin Donuts has 0 moves made.
    • Even ball is life made moves this week!

Good luck to everyone as we head into Week 2!

Tuesday, October 21, 2025

Official 2025-2026 Sheik Gucci Fantasy Basketball Draft Grades (AI Generated)

Hi All - Writeup Coming soon:
Team Name Big Ticket Player Total Spent AI Score Link to Analysis
Zu CrewTrae Young Atl, PG200269.44View Analysis
OnlyFranzBam Adebayo Mia, C183268.55View Analysis
Greek freakJalen Brunson NY, PG200266.78View Analysis
Kawhi Not?!Scottie Barnes Tor, SF143261.38View Analysis
Bad DecisionsGiannis Antetokounmpo Mil, PF199253.51View Analysis
Rock 'Em Siakam RobotsDomantas Sabonis Sac, C190252.64View Analysis
Paid too muchNikola Jokic Den, C200248.00View Analysis
ball is lifeCade Cunningham Det, PG200245.68View Analysis
Faris's Fantastic TeamKarl-Anthony Towns NY, C200243.99View Analysis
Wolf of Ball StreetAnthony Davis Dal, C200237.03View Analysis
Dunkin' DonutsShai Gilgeous-Alexander OKC, PG200235.52View Analysis
Team HARAMBE!!!!!Luka Doncic LAL, PG200235.16View Analysis

Tuesday, October 15, 2024

2024-2025 Sheikh Gucci Draft Analysis and Team Name Grades

Introduction:

Welcome to the 2024-2025 Season of the Sheikh Gucci Fantasy Ball League. Will the Ghney Bros continue their dominance of the regular season? Will we experience another year of and 8th seeded team making it deep into the playoffs? Will SAMJ finally get his long coveted fantasy basketball chip? Will there be more than just 1 week's worth of power rankings this year? Stay tuned to find out:


But let's first kick things off with our Teams and some new names:

Team Name Evaluations:

No Fox Given (Formerly Beal With It)

  • Team Name Grade: A
  • Your Thoughts: A very apt name for the League Manager's team. It seems like Fox is at the center of this team's success, but the LM has constantly stated that his main priority in this league is the general happiness of its members. Indeed, one way or the other, No "Fox" will be given.
  • ChatGPT's Thoughts: Clever wordplay and well-linked to the team's strategy. It’s witty and shows personality. A fitting name for a manager that balances both fun and success.
  • ChatGPT's Team Name Grade: A

Luka and the Jokers (Formerly 8th Seed Upsets)

  • Team Name Grade: A
  • Your Thoughts: Not even a day after, and a major trade goes down with none other than Issa Ghney. Luka and the Jokers doesn't just sound like an amazing band name, but it's also probably the most productive duo in the league.
  • ChatGPT's Thoughts: I love this name. It’s fun and combines both players' names seamlessly, creating a catchy and thematic title. Perfectly fitting after the trade!
  • ChatGPT's Team Name Grade: A+

Bad Decisions

  • Team Name Grade: C
  • Your Thoughts: No name change this year, and let's hope the name doesn't ring true too much this season.
  • ChatGPT's Thoughts: Keeping the same name year after year is bold. The name itself feels self-deprecating, but if the team’s performance improves, it might be time to ditch the "Bad Decisions" vibe.
  • ChatGPT's Team Name Grade: C+

Trust The Process (Formerly Ice Trae)

  • Team Name Grade: B
  • Your Thoughts: This never goes well—not for Embiid, and not for those who put faith in Embiid.
  • ChatGPT's Thoughts: Trusting the process is always risky, but the name works in a humorous way. Maybe it's time to add an optimistic twist to the name!
  • ChatGPT's Team Name Grade: B-

White Boi Dug

  • Team Name Grade: C
  • Your Thoughts: How about Caucasian Carl next year? Qais can run that team…
  • ChatGPT's Thoughts: The name is fun and lighthearted, but a fresh, creative twist would make it more interesting. Maybe something that reflects a team theme or player strategy.
  • ChatGPT's Team Name Grade: C-

Team HARAMBE!!!!!

  • Team Name Grade: C
  • Your Thoughts: When you're consistently one of the top 3 teams in the league—why change anything?
  • ChatGPT's Thoughts: If it’s working, no need to fix it! It’s a name with strong cultural impact, but after several seasons, a new, fresh name might add more personality.
  • ChatGPT's Team Name Grade: C+

OnlyFranz

  • Team Name Grade: A++
  • Your Thoughts: Okay… I don't know about a fantasy basketball league championship—but I'm giving this man the fantasy team naming championship…this is top tier.
  • ChatGPT's Thoughts: Absolute winner. It’s unique, witty, and clearly linked to a favorite player. If you can’t win on the court, at least win the name game!
  • ChatGPT's Team Name Grade: A+

ball is life (Formerly Team LeGhney)

  • Team Name Grade: D
  • Your Thoughts: From a guy who won’t practice, can barely watch games, and whose fantasy success has been nearly non-existent.
  • ChatGPT's Thoughts: "Ball is life" is a common basketball phrase but feels a bit generic for fantasy. Maybe something more personal or reflective of the team’s strategy could add some flavor.
  • ChatGPT's Team Name Grade: C-

Moving Forwards, Not Backwards

  • Team Name Grade: F-
  • Your Thoughts: In case it's not clear—I have way too many forwards on my team… anyone want to trade players? Cuz I’m looking to move my forwards.
  • ChatGPT's Thoughts: The name is clever but overly literal. It would be fun to see it transformed into something snappier, maybe tied to a key player or a bit of wordplay about forwards.
  • ChatGPT's Team Name Grade: D

The Power of Brow

  • Team Name Grade: C
  • Your Thoughts: Dude doesn't chat in WhatsApp, doesn’t change his name—does he even read this blog?! Still somehow winds up as a top 5 team owner every season.
  • ChatGPT's Thoughts: The name is solid but could use an update after so many seasons. With the consistency of his performance, maybe it's time for a name that matches that success.
  • ChatGPT's Team Name Grade: B-

Tres Leches

  • Team Name Grade: D?
  • Your Thoughts: I tried hard to figure out the connection between the name of the team and the team itself or the owner. I've concluded that either Sama or Imaad really like tres leches cake and/or coffee.
  • ChatGPT's Thoughts: It’s a bit of a mystery, but sometimes fun names don’t need to connect perfectly. If they’re passionate about their cake, why not own it?
  • ChatGPT's Team Name Grade: C+

Zu Crew

  • Team Name Grade: C
  • Your Thoughts: What kind of zoo only has bulls in it?
  • ChatGPT's Thoughts: The name is fun but doesn’t seem tied to the team. Maybe add a twist, like incorporating an animal or mascot theme with some fantasy basketball flair!
  • ChatGPT's Team Name Grade: C



Draft Evaluation:

This year I used ChatGPT to write the Draft Summary. Trying to keep things objective this season.

Team Summary: No Fox Given (Formerly Beal With It)

  • Strengths:
    Excellent value picks like Bradley Beal, CJ McCollum, and OG Anunoby offer flexibility and production across key categories. Kevin Durant is a reliable star if healthy.

  • Weaknesses:
    Overpayments on De'Aaron Fox and Scottie Barnes limit flexibility. The team lacks depth in top-tier talent beyond Durant.

  • Ranking: 6th or 7th overall depending on mid-range player performances and Durant's health.


Team Summary: Luka and the Jokers (Formerly 8th Seed Upsets)

  • Strengths:
    Luka Doncic and Anthony Davis anchor this team, providing elite fantasy production. Great value in Brook Lopez and Ivica Zubac adds strong depth.

  • Weaknesses:
    Overpayment on LeBron James at $50 and potential injury concerns with both LeBron and Davis could hurt the team.

  • Ranking: 4th or 5th overall, depending on health and consistency from star players.

Summary After Trade:

Trade Impact:

  • Received: Nikola Jokic (DEN, C) and Dennis Schroder (BKN, PG)

  • Traded Away: LeBron James (LAL, SF) and Anthony Davis (LAL, C)

  • Strengths:

    • Nikola Jokic Anchors the Team: Acquiring Jokic gives this team the best fantasy player, which greatly increases its consistency and star power. Jokic is a near guarantee to perform across all categories (points, assists, rebounds, steals, and even three-pointers for a center).
    • Great Depth at Low Cost: The team retains solid value in players like Brook Lopez and Ivica Zubac for depth, while Dennis Schroder ($2) provides assists and efficiency at point guard.
    • More Flexibility: With LeBron and AD off the roster, the injury risks decrease, and Jokic’s consistent play means fewer concerns about missed games.
  • Weaknesses:

    • Loss of LeBron and AD: While this trade significantly improves stability, the team loses some versatility with LeBron and AD leaving. Both are still elite players, and AD’s block and defensive numbers will be missed.
    • Depth Concerns at Power Forward: With both LeBron and AD gone, there’s a slight gap in the forward/center spots behind Jokic.
  • Player Recommendations:

    • Consider Adding Depth: After this trade, looking for reliable depth players to fill the forward/center roles behind Jokic would be ideal. A player like Jerami Grant ($1, No Fox Given) offers solid production for a low cost.
  • Team Rating (Post-Trade):
    Best-Case Scenario: 2nd or 3rd overall – Jokic elevates this team to near the top.
    Worst-Case Scenario: 4th or 5th overall – If the depth doesn’t hold up, Jokic will still keep this team competitive.


Team Summary: Bad Decisions

  • Strengths:
    Kyrie Irving ($17) and Jrue Holiday ($4) were incredible value picks. Bargains on $1 players like Khris Middleton and Jabari Smith Jr. give great depth.

  • Weaknesses:
    Overpayments on Alperen Sengun and Tyrese Maxey limit flexibility, and Harden’s off-court issues add uncertainty.

  • Ranking: 6th or 7th overall due to potential inconsistency.


Team Summary: Trust The Process (Formerly Ice Trae)

  • Strengths:
    Joel Embiid and Nikola Vucevic offer dominant production in the frontcourt. Ja Morant and Devin Booker provide elite guard play.

  • Weaknesses:
    Overpaying for both Morant and Booker at $53 each limits flexibility, and injury risks loom large for Morant.

  • Ranking: 5th or 6th overall depending on how well the bench performs and how healthy the key players stay.


Team Summary: White Boi Dug

  • Strengths:
    High upside with Wembanyama and Holmgren, plus great value in players like Josh Giddey and Aaron Gordon.

  • Weaknesses:
    Significant risk with Wembanyama and Holmgren; if they struggle or miss time, this team could fall to the bottom.

  • Ranking: 4th or 5th overall in the best case, 12th overall in the worst case if key players underperform.


Team Summary: Team HARAMBE!!!!!

  • Strengths:
    Elite stars in Jokic, Curry, and Lillard anchor the team. Strong depth with Tyler Herro and Jarrett Allen adds consistency.

  • Weaknesses:
    Lillard’s injury concerns are the main worry, but the team is otherwise solid throughout.

  • Ranking: 2nd or 3rd overall with very few weaknesses.

Summary After Trade:

Trade Impact:

  • Received: LeBron James (LAL, SF) and Anthony Davis (LAL, C)

  • Traded Away: Nikola Jokic (DEN, C) and Dennis Schroder (BKN, PG)

  • Strengths:

    • Star Power in LeBron and AD: This trade brings two elite Lakers to the roster. LeBron and AD are both capable of delivering top-10 fantasy production when healthy, and they provide excellent versatility in points, rebounds, assists, and defensive stats like blocks and steals.
    • Strong All-Around Team: With Curry, Lillard, and now LeBron and AD, the team has a balanced mix of elite guards and forwards, making it highly competitive in multiple categories.
    • Upside with AD’s Blocks and Rebounds: Adding AD gives the team a huge boost in categories like blocks and rebounds, which Jokic, while elite, doesn’t dominate as thoroughly.
  • Weaknesses:

    • Injury Concerns: Both LeBron and AD carry significant injury risks, especially AD, who has a history of missing games. If either misses time, the team could be vulnerable.
    • Loss of Jokic’s Stability: Trading away Jokic, who is a near-lock for MVP-level performance with minimal injury concerns, reduces the team’s overall reliability. Jokic's consistency was a key advantage, and the team now faces more risk.
  • Player Recommendations:

    • Consider Adding Backup Center Depth: Given AD’s injury history, it may be wise to look for additional depth at center to cover any potential missed games.
  • Team Rating (Post-Trade):
    Best-Case Scenario: 1st or 2nd overall – If LeBron and AD stay healthy, this team has the star power to compete for the top spot.
    Worst-Case Scenario: 3rd or 4th overall – Injuries to LeBron or AD could drop this team’s ceiling, but the guard play and overall talent still make them strong contenders.


Team Summary: OnlyFranz

  • Strengths:
    Balanced roster with Cade Cunningham, Pascal Siakam, and Franz Wagner offering all-around production. Great mid-tier pickups like Jaylen Brown and Kawhi Leonard.

  • Weaknesses:
    Lacks top-tier superstar power. Health concerns with Kawhi Leonard add some risk.

  • Ranking: 6th or 7th overall with potential to rise if the mid-range players perform well.


Team Summary: ball is life (Formerly Team LeGhney)

  • Strengths:
    Strong guard play with Jalen Brunson and Donovan Mitchell. Excellent value picks like Bam Adebayo and Mikal Bridges provide solid all-around production.

  • Weaknesses:
    Overpaying for Brunson hurts flexibility, and depth may become a concern if key players miss time.

  • Ranking: 5th or 6th overall based on top-tier guard performance and depth.


Team Summary: Moving Forwards, Not Backwards

  • Strengths:
    Tyrese Haliburton and Zion Williamson provide a high ceiling. Strong value in mid-tier picks like Paul George and Evan Mobley.

  • Weaknesses:
    Injury risks with Zion and George are a concern. Overpaying for Haliburton limits roster flexibility.

  • Ranking: 4th or 5th overall depending on health and contributions from key players.


Team Summary: The Power of Brow

  • Strengths:
    Giannis Antetokounmpo and Jayson Tatum provide MVP-level production. DeMar DeRozan and Fred VanVleet are fantastic mid-tier value picks.

  • Weaknesses:
    Few weaknesses, though Giannis’ knee concerns are something to watch.

  • Ranking: 1st or 2nd overall, with great depth and top-tier talent.


Team Summary: Tres Leches

  • Strengths:
    Strong core in Karl-Anthony Towns and Jimmy Butler. Incredible value in Jaren Jackson Jr. and Kristaps Porzingis, who provide defensive stats at a low cost.

  • Weaknesses:
    Injury risks with Porzingis and Jackson Jr. could hurt the team’s overall ceiling.

  • Ranking: 3rd or 4th overall, depending on how the injury-prone players hold up.


Team Summary: Zu Crew

  • Strengths:
    Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and Trae Young form one of the best backcourt duos in the league. Excellent value on depth players like Jonas Valanciunas and Malcolm Brogdon.

  • Weaknesses:
    Big-man depth behind Valanciunas is a concern. Overpayment on Trae Young may limit flexibility.

  • Ranking: 4th or 5th overall depending on how well the backcourt performs.



Overall Rankings:

Best-Case Scenario Ranking:

  1. The Power of Brow

    • Giannis and Tatum provide consistent, elite production across the board, with excellent mid-tier value picks to balance the roster. This team remains the most well-rounded.
  2. Team HARAMBE!!!!!

    • LeBron, AD, Curry, and Lillard give this team tremendous upside. If all stay healthy, they rival the top spot due to the versatility and star power.
  3. Luka and the Jokers

    • Jokic and Luka form an unstoppable fantasy duo with solid depth behind them. The team stays firmly in third due to the dominant production across categories, though the depth at forward could be a slight concern.
  4. Tres Leches

    • The team has significant upside with KAT, Butler, Jaren Jackson Jr., and Porzingis providing elite production in key categories like points and blocks. The team stays in fourth because of some injury concerns, but the value of the picks keeps it competitive.
  5. Zu Crew

    • Shai and Trae provide strong and consistent guard play, but the frontcourt lacks the star power to push the team into the top four. The balance is good, but the lack of a dominant big keeps them in fifth.
  6. Trust The Process

    • Embiid and Vucevic lead a powerful frontcourt, with high-upside guards like Ja Morant and Devin Booker. The risk of injury to Morant and Embiid keeps this team from moving higher, but the balance remains strong.
  7. No Fox Given

    • Kevin Durant anchors the team, but overpaying for Fox and Barnes limits flexibility. The lack of another elite star outside of Durant prevents this team from rising higher.
  8. Moving Forwards, Not Backwards

    • Zion and Haliburton offer strong upside, but Zion’s injury concerns and reliance on potential breakout performances limit the team’s ceiling. The depth isn't strong enough to push the team higher.
  9. ball is life

    • Strong guard play with Brunson and Mitchell, but the overpayment for Brunson and lack of depth keeps the team from moving up. The stars aren’t enough to challenge the top teams.
  10. OnlyFranz

    • A balanced team but lacks the star power to challenge the higher-ranked teams. The mid-tier value is good, but without elite players, the team stays around this range.
  1. White Boi Dug
    • Despite the high upside with Wembanyama and Holmgren, their inexperience and potential inconsistency, even in the best case, prevent this team from rising much higher. The risk is too high to challenge teams with proven stars.
  1. Bad Decisions
    • Overpaying for Sengun and Maxey combined with Harden’s uncertainty caps this team’s upside. Even in the best-case scenario, it’s hard for this team to rise above the others.

Worst-Case Scenario Ranking:

  1. The Power of Brow (Best-Case: 1st)

    • Why the same: The consistency of Giannis and Tatum keeps this team at the top. Even with potential injuries or underperformance from others, this team remains the most balanced.
  2. Luka and the Jokers (Best-Case: 3rd)

    • Why higher: Jokic’s consistency ensures that the team remains near the top, even if Luka or other players underperform. Jokic’s reliable production across categories gives the team stability in a worst-case scenario.
  3. Team HARAMBE!!!!! (Best-Case: 2nd)

    • Why lower: Injury risks with LeBron and AD become more concerning in a worst-case scenario. If both miss time, the team’s ceiling drops significantly, despite Curry and Lillard’s star power.
  4. Zu Crew (Best-Case: 5th)

    • Why higher: Shai and Trae are reliable performers, and the team has strong depth that mitigates the risk of underperformance. The lack of big-man star power becomes less of an issue compared to teams with higher injury risks.
  5. Tres Leches (Best-Case: 4th)

    • Why lower: Injury concerns with Jaren Jackson Jr. and Porzingis become more problematic in a worst-case scenario. If both miss time, the team relies heavily on KAT and Butler, which limits its ceiling.
  6. Trust The Process (Best-Case: 6th)

    • Why the same: Even if injuries hit Morant or Embiid, the team has enough balance to remain competitive. The potential for drop-off is minimized by solid depth and value picks.
  7. Moving Forwards, Not Backwards (Best-Case: 8th)

    • Why higher: Even if Zion struggles or deals with injuries, Haliburton and value picks like Paul George and Mobley keep this team afloat. The team’s depth can handle a worst-case scenario better than others.
  8. No Fox Given (Best-Case: 7th)

    • Why lower: Overpaying on Fox and Barnes becomes more glaring in a worst-case scenario, especially if Durant misses time. Without Durant, the team lacks the firepower to stay competitive.
  9. ball is life (Best-Case: 9th)

    • Why the same: The overpay for Brunson holds the team back, and the lack of depth becomes a bigger concern in a worst-case scenario. The stars aren’t enough to carry the team higher.
  10. OnlyFranz (Best-Case: 10th)

    • Why the same: Without a true superstar to rely on, this team remains in the same spot. Even in a worst-case scenario, they perform solidly but lack the upside to rise higher.
  1. Bad Decisions (Best-Case: 12th)
    • Why higher: Overpaying for Sengun and Maxey combined with Harden’s potential for underperformance keeps this team low, but they slightly outperform White Boi Dug in a worst-case scenario due to less reliance on high-risk players.
  1. White Boi Dug (Best-Case: 11th)
    • Why lower: Wembanyama and Holmgren’s high risk for inconsistency or injury keeps this team at the bottom. If the breakout performances don’t materialize, the team struggles to remain competitive.

Let me know what you all think of the heavy AI incorporation here and your overall thoughts on the league this year in general

Monday, March 4, 2024

2023-2024 Sheikh Gucci Power Rankings - Regular Season End

 The regular season has come to an end - here are the results of my power rankings going into the post season and some interesting insights. Good Luck to those who made it into the post-season:

Power Rankings

RKTEAMConfPlayoffsConf-Rank3PMREBASTSTLBLKTOPTSPFPASTRKMOVES
1Giannis The Great  (Arshad Jaffery)EastYes38694882275766965612381229325308.523757.25L187
2Brooklyn Bridges  (Qais Yar, Sama T. B.)EastYes211864943267566251113761218824889.7523306.75W156
3Team HARAMBE!!!!!  (Roman Ghney)EastYes413744231290759245714801292224808.2524083W238
4Ice Trae 🧊🥶  (burhan ghney)EastYes112363781308666039914131213223731.2522011.5W171
5White Boi Dug  (Doug Lauermann)WestYes21249439627196403591339115482340921837W171
6Josh Giggity and The Jokers  (Riamo Equah)EastYes51124410228446934001372116802335322364W190
7The Power of Brow  (Mujabe Shekib)WestYes311903747270767257311611130722747.7521970.25L149
8Zu Crew  (Zuhair Haque)WestYes11191351827476274241250119482269321923W218
9Thunder Struck  (Isaa PG)WestNo512613597247863557612031106521879.2523334.75L377
10Bad Decisions  (Mustafa Masood)WestNo412733585229562844112421162521835.7523318.25L140
11Team LeGhney  (nauman bakhrani)EastNo6997344027035024601110101792059622447L133
12Irving Court  (Imad Mubeen)WestNo6988306320785273771064897617786.2522685L1122


Insights


  • Team Giannis The Great is undoubtedly the best team in the league to end the regular season having scored 418 points than the second best ranked team Brooklyn Bridges
  • Irving Court had a very bad season being the only team to NOT score more than 20,000 points
    • Only scored 17,786
  • The West only had 3 teams that made it to the playoffs this season.
  • The East had a whopping 5 teams make the playoffs this season.
  • Zu Crew, while ranked 8th in my rankings, was ranked #1 in the West.
    • This is why my rankings exist - it will be interesting to see if the playoffs prove my ranking system as superior for team projections
  • This is the first season that Team Thunder Struck is not in the playoffs.


AI Insights (these are generated by AI based on the data)


  1. Giannis The Great: Dominating the court like a Greek god, but their fantasy performance is making fans worship the bench more than the star.
  2. Brooklyn Bridges: They might be building bridges, but their fantasy opponents are burning them down with more points than a fire sale at a lumberyard.
  3. Team HARAMBE!!!!!: With a name like that, you'd expect them to go bananas on the court, but lately, they've been more like a sad trombone in the playoffs.
  4. Ice Trae 🧊🥶: Freezing out opponents with icy-cool stats, but their playoff hopes are colder than a polar bear's picnic.
  5. White Boi Dug: They might dig deep, but opponents are mining more fantasy gold than they are, leaving them feeling more like a coal miner than a championship contender.
  6. Josh Giggity and The Jokers: Their antics might bring laughs, but their fantasy performance is no joke, leaving them as serious contenders despite their clownish name.
  7. The Power of Brow: Brow power might sound intimidating, but lately, it's been as effective as a soft breeze in a storm - opponents are weathering the power with ease.
  8. Zu Crew: With a top ranking in the conference, Zu Crew might be feeling like kings, but their fantasy points suggest they're more like jesters in the realm of scoring.
  9. Thunder Struck: The only thing striking about Thunder Struck this season is their descent from the playoffs - they're more like a drizzle than a storm on the court.
  10. Bad Decisions: Making bad decisions might be their specialty, but their fantasy opponents are making worse ones by letting them score more than a bargain bin at a discount store.
  11. Team LeGhney: With a name like LeGhney, you'd expect them to leave opponents in agony, but their fantasy performance is more like a sigh of relief for their rivals.
  12. Irving Court: As the court jesters of the league, Irving Court might appreciate Jimmy Butler, but their performance is more like a Jimmy Fallon skit - entertaining, but not exactly winning any awards.

Monday, October 30, 2023

2023-2024 Sheikh Gucci Power Rankings - Week 1


Week 1 Power Rankings are here. Once again - the power rankings are based on which teams are the highest scoring (FPT production) and does not take actual win/loss records into account (Go kick rocks SAMJ). Also check out the video for a word from our Editor:

A word from our Editor:


Week 1 Power Rankings:

RKTEAM3PMREBASTSTLBLKTODDPFPASTRK
1Bad Decisions  (Mustafa Masood)6719814041238161207.51173.25W1
2Thunder Struck  (Isaa PG)7918112640207651173.251207.5L1
3Zu Crew  (Zuhair Haque)5720210935226271088910.25W1
4Team HARAMBE!!!!!  (Roman Ghney)59234119242159111079.5919.25W1
5The Power of Brow  (Mujabe Shekib)4519611140234541044.5939.25W1
6Legit Weird And Annoying  (Riamo Equah)4719613032147141015793W1
7Brooklyn Bridges  (Qais Yar, Sama T. B.)4520010334238351008900W1
8White Boi Dug  (Doug Lauermann)521771003216599939.251044.5L1
9Giannis The Great  (Arshad Jaffery)42161952527503919.251079.5L1
10Vucci Mane  (Imad Mubeen)44163943532572910.251088L1
11Ice Trae 🧊🥶  (burhan ghney)2815611719245479001008L1
12Team LeGhney  (nauman bakhrani)2415412018165367931015L1

Quick Hit Analysis:

  • Bad Decisions and Thunder Struck sit head and shoulders above the competetion being the only two teams to score over 1100 FPTs.
  • Bad Decisions had an absolutely epic week in particular and though it's early, looks to be the team to fear this season.
  • Very surprised with Ice Trae and Team LeGhney's fpt production this year. I thought both had really good drafts initially but a lot of the young players on these teams have had slow starts which has hurt them.
  • It's just week 1, but love seeing how close the scores have been. 

Week 1 Game Breakdowns:

  1. Ice Trae 🧊🥶 vs. Brooklyn Bridges

    • Ice Trae 🧊🥶: 900
    • Brooklyn Bridges: 1008
    • Score Difference: 108
    • Insight: Looks like Ice Trae's cold streak continued as Brooklyn Bridges built a, well, bridge to victory with a 108-point lead! Ice Trae might need a bit of thawing.

  2. Giannis The Great vs. Team HARAMBE!!!!!

    • Giannis The Great: 919.25
    • Team HARAMBE!!!!!: 1079.5
    • Score Difference: 160.25
    • Insight: Giannis The Great met the mighty Team HARAMBE!!!!!, but it seems Giannis might need a few more Greek gods on his side to overcome that 160-point deficit!

  3. Legit Weird And Annoying vs. Team LeGhney

    • Legit Weird And Annoying: 1015
    • Team LeGhney: 793
    • Score Difference: 222
    • Insight: Legit Weird And Annoying lived up to their name, annoying Team LeGhney with a whopping 222-point lead! Looks like Legit Weirdness prevailed this time.

  4. Bad Decisions vs. Thunder Struck

    • Bad Decisions: 1207.5
    • Thunder Struck: 1173.25
    • Score Difference: 34.25
    • Insight: In a battle of Bad Decisions and Thunder Struck, it seems both teams made pretty good ones! Bad Decisions just edged it out with a mere 34 points.

  5. The Power of Brow vs. White Boi Dug

    • The Power of Brow: 1044.5
    • White Boi Dug: 939.25
    • Score Difference: 105.25
    • Insight: The Power of Brow put their Brow game on full display, outshining White Boi Dug by a solid 105 points. That's some serious brow power!

  6. Zu Crew vs. Vucci Mane

    • Zu Crew: 1088
    • Vucci Mane: 910.25
    • Score Difference: 177.75
    • Insight: Zu Crew left Vucci Mane in the dust with an impressive 177-point lead! Looks like Zu Crew brought their A-game and then some.

Tuesday, October 24, 2023

2023-2024 Sheikh Gucci Draft Analysis

 Welcome, Everyone, to the 2023-2024 Season of the Sheik Gucci Fantasy Basketball league. The offseason is over, the draft is over, and now the games begin! This year once again will feature Weekly Power Rankings based on non-traditional analysis (no SAMJ - I'm not changing my ranking so that it matches ESPN's Power Ranking, GTFOH) as well as some special goodies throughout the season (hopefully?). With that said you can find the Post Draft Analysis below. Good Luck this year Everyone!


Explaining the Analysis:

  • Projected Costs were pulled from: Hash Tag Basketball Using our scoring Values (found below)
  • Estimated Value - 
    • Projected Cost of Player minus the Actual Cost of Player
  • # of Overpaid Players - 
    • Count of Players where the Actual Cost of Player is greater than Projected Cost of Player
  • Overpayment Amount - 
    • Sum of Overpaid Amount for the team
  • # of Potential Steals - 
    • Count of Players where the Actual Cost of Player is less than the Project Cost of Player
  • Discounted Amount - 
    • Sum of Discounts earned on Players bought for less than Projected Amount
  • Fair Value Players - 
    • Number of Players bought at Projected Values
League Scoring Definitions:

CategoryPoint Value
3PM0.5
Points1
Total Rebounds1.25
Assists1.5
Steals2
Blocks2
Turnovers0.5
DD1.5



Team Draft Analysis and Grades:


Team LeGhney: A+


Well…this is a surprise but…the numbers don't lie! Team LeGhney, perpetually one of the worst teams in the league had, analytically one of the best overall drafts this year. With a League High projected value of 293 dollars worth of players and only 1 over paid player drafted (Devin Booker) Team LeGhney did really well in their decision making during the draft. Lets see if that same intelligence carries over to the Week-to-week team management.


W First Seed: A+


Anthony Edwards looks poised to officially break out as an NBA Superstar this year and landing him at $55 (a $7 dollar projected value) while also having him be your most expensive player sets the tone for this well balanced team. Anthony Davis, Kyri Irving, Desmond Bane, and Kristaps Porzingis are all very high producers as well - but the glaring issue with all 4 of these players is injury. But a great valued bench with just 1 (barely) overpaid player (Christian Wood, who was overpaid for by a whopping $2) is a great way to mitigate the injury risk. I expect W First Seed to be a player on the trade market.

Team HARAMBE!!!!! : A


Team HARAMBE!!!!! once again went with a strategy of saving their purse for the middle of the draft so that they can swoop in and get some steals. While analytically the tactic was a success, there is something missing from the roster. A bonafide star, particularly at the guard spot. With a decent roster of big men (Randle, Siakim, and JJJ) and a handful of high potential role players the team is likely best set up for a big surprise surge in the middle of the season following some trades. James Harden is an interesting sleeper pick which can yield extremely high value based on what he's capable of doing (IF he plays)

Giannis The Great: C+


Giannis is a monster. He and Jokic have led the Fantasy League as the two best producers available. Giannis  especially has always had an advantage of being the only superstar and high usage player on the bucks allowing him to dominate every possession. It's not like the bucks landed a second ball dominant star to put next to Giannis who would most likely be doing most of the decision making and leaving Giannis as primarily a Roll option vs the all around monster he's always been....
.....Oops

Well.... i'm sure a 34 year old DeRozan can make up for any loss in production.

BG 4Hunnit: A


Hear me out - I know as far as the ranking here BG 4Hunnit is at the tail end of the top 5...but throughout the draft I kept shaking my head at the steals this team picked up. Over paying only one player by a freakin dollar (Brogdan) and walking away with several Sole-Stars on bad teams, I think this team is going to be one to be feared this year. Tre Young, Paolo Banchero, DeJounte Murray, and even KAT. Oh, and my personal favorite on the list - Evan Mobley. Watch out for this one folks.

White Boi Dug: B+

This team has an affinity to represent! Doncic, Sabonis, and Lauri round out the Pale Three. Cade Cunningham just barely qualifies and I think is due for a surprise breakout year. This team was in the finals last year (defeated by yours truly of course) and Doug has proven himself a terrific team manager, so I expect some smart moves from him this year - protect the white players on your team all, because I figure come December this team will be looking to make moves and make it a White Christmas (you get it...cuz hes white, and his team has white boi in it, and his best players are white....and snow is white....yea)


Vucci Mane: B-

Jimmy Butler isn't on this team and this manager over paid for "over rated" Tatum. Did the owner sell the team during the offseason and I missed the memo?

Thunder Struck: TBD


I'm not even going to bother. The roster we see here probably wont be the roster at the end of the season. I've stated it often but this team probably has the best Team Manager in the league. Lost to me in the first round though so...Long Live the King?
Also, sorry for your loss ZuCrew, Zach may have finally found a better home.


Bad Decisions: B


No Bad Decisions to the Zoom Master (new team name?). A terrific guard lineup of Steph, Lamelo, and Fox coupled with some strong options at forward (Durant, Grant, and Bridges) with a ton of potential in the Klaw and Rui make this a team to look out for this year. 


Green Holiday Poole Bridges: C+


This team looks volatile. Vucevic, Scottie Barnes, Jordan Poole, Middleton, and Jrue holiday are all known to just lay eggs every now and then. When this team is firing it's going to be great, but I feel it's not built for the playoffs where each day matters so much more. This team also overpaid for a whopping 5 players, and I'm not sure the gambles were worth it.

Legit Weird and Annoying: F-


This team won the championship last year...that's all anyone needs to know.


Zu Crew: C


There is an utter lack of Bulls players here - has the owner finally learned his lesson? Shai and Dame are terrific pickups and will be heavily sought after by other teams. Ingram is excellent Zion insurance, which if that scenario plays out, may be a steal rather than the overpayment it is now. Gobert at 11 Dollars is I think a steal for a guy who will get you both double doubles and blocks basically every game. The rest of the roster is, meh - so look for this team to be active in trade talks.


Ranking Table


Team NameEstimated Value# of Overpaid Players Overpayment Amount # of Potential StealsDiscounted Amount# of Fair Value Players
Team LeGhney $293.00 1 $(12.00)11 $305.00 1
W First Seed $238.00 1 $(2.00)11 $240.00 1
Team HARAMBE!!!!! $234.00 2 $(9.00)10 $(20.00)0
Giannis The Great $227.00 3 $(23.00)7 $250.00 3
BG 4Hunnit $210.00 1 $(1.00)10 $211.00 2
White Boi Dug $190.00 4 $(15.00)9 $205.00 0
Vucci Mane $174.00 1 $(5.00)9 $179.00 3
Thunder Struck $159.00 4 $(36.00)8 $195.00 1
Bad Decisions $128.00 1 $(13.00)10 $141.00 2
Green Holiday Poole Bridges $125.00 5 $(47.00)8 $172.00 0
Legit Weird And Annoying $96.00 4 $(21.00)6 $117.00 3
Zu Crew $55.00 5 $(34.00)5 $89.00 3




Full Breakdown Table:



Team Name    
Green Holiday Poole BridgesPLAYER Cost Projected Cost Difference
 Nikola Vucevic Chi, C $26.00 $51.00 $25.00
 Jordan Poole Wsh, SG $30.00 $10.00 $(20.00)
 Mikal Bridges Bkn, SF $36.00 $27.00 $(9.00)
 Scottie Barnes Tor, PF $15.00 $44.00 $29.00
 Keldon Johnson SA, SF $9.00 $1.00 $(8.00)
 Jrue Holiday Bos, PG $10.00 $32.00 $22.00
 CJ McCollum NO, SG $11.00 $21.00 $10.00
 Jalen Green Hou, SG $9.00 $1.00 $(8.00)
 Jarrett Allen Cle, C $9.00 $44.00 $35.00
 Khris Middleton Mil, SF $12.00 $10.00 $(2.00)
 Jonas Valanciunas NO, C $9.00 $18.00 $9.00
 Devin Vassell SA, SF $4.00 $29.00 $25.00
 Jusuf Nurkic Phx, C $20.00 $37.00 $17.00
Thunder StruckPLAYER OFFER AMOUNT Projected Value Delta
 Victor Wembanyama SA, C $38.00 $93.00 $55.00
 Zach LaVine Chi, SG $30.00 $5.00 $(25.00)
 Paul George LAC, SF $31.00 $47.00 $16.00
 Jaylen Brown Bos, SG $27.00 $32.00 $5.00
 Jamal Murray Den, PG $15.00 $23.00 $8.00
 Chet Holmgren OKC, PF $24.00 $58.00 $34.00
 Tyler Herro Mia, SG $14.00 $5.00 $(9.00)
 Tobias Harris Phi, SF $6.00 $5.00 $(1.00)
 Michael Porter Jr. Den, SF $6.00 $5.00 $(1.00)
 Dennis Schroder Tor, PG $1.00 $1.00 $-
 Wendell Carter Jr. Orl, C $4.00 $20.00 $16.00
 Draymond Green GS, PF $1.00 $27.00 $26.00
 Josh Hart NY, SG $1.00 $36.00 $35.00
Bad DecisionsPLAYER OFFER AMOUNT Projected Value Delta
 Stephen Curry GS, PG $50.00 $37.00 $(13.00)
 LaMelo Ball Cha, PG $45.00 $86.00 $41.00
 De'Aaron Fox Sac, PG $31.00 $32.00 $1.00
 Kevin Durant Phx, SF $37.00 $42.00 $5.00
 Kawhi Leonard LAC, SF $21.00 $37.00 $16.00
 Bobby Portis Mil, PF $6.00 $16.00 $10.00
 Jerami Grant Por, PF $4.00 $12.00 $8.00
 Miles Bridges Cha, PF $1.00 $14.00 $13.00
 Rui Hachimura LAL, PF $1.00 $1.00 $-
 Norman Powell LAC, SG $1.00 $1.00 $-
 Bruce Brown Ind, SG $1.00 $18.00 $17.00
 De'Anthony Melton Phi, PG $1.00 $27.00 $26.00
 Santi Aldama Mem, PF $1.00 $5.00 $4.00
BG 4HunnitPLAYER OFFER AMOUNT Projected Value Delta
 Paolo Banchero Orl, PF $27.00 $36.00 $9.00
 Trae Young Atl, PG $57.00 $57.00 $-
 Karl-Anthony Towns Min, C $37.00 $48.00 $11.00
 Dejounte Murray Atl, PG $31.00 $62.00 $31.00
 Evan Mobley Cle, PF $16.00 $63.00 $47.00
 Alperen Sengun Hou, C $14.00 $45.00 $31.00
 Jalen Williams OKC, SG $7.00 $23.00 $16.00
 Kevin Huerter Sac, SG $4.00 $5.00 $1.00
 Brandon Miller Cha, SG $1.00 $1.00 $-
 Terry Rozier Cha, SG $2.00 $21.00 $19.00
 Ivica Zubac LAC, C $1.00 $20.00 $19.00
 Malcolm Brogdon Por, PG $2.00 $1.00 $(1.00)
 Robert Williams III Por, C $1.00 $28.00 $27.00
White Boi DugPLAYER OFFER AMOUNT Projected Value Delta
 Luka Doncic Dal, PG $73.00 $101.00 $28.00
 Domantas Sabonis Sac, PF $54.00 $78.00 $24.00
 Lauri Markkanen Utah, PF $29.00 $24.00 $(5.00)
 Cade Cunningham Det, PG $14.00 $55.00 $41.00
 Keegan Murray Sac, PF $9.00 $5.00 $(4.00)
 Cameron Johnson Bkn, SF $6.00 $15.00 $9.00
 P.J. Washington Cha, PF $1.00 $25.00 $24.00
 Jaden Ivey Det, PG $1.00 $5.00 $4.00
 Shaedon Sharpe Por, SG $6.00 $1.00 $(5.00)
 Marcus Smart Mem, SG $1.00 $25.00 $24.00
 Mark Williams Cha, C $3.00 $39.00 $36.00
 Bennedict Mathurin Ind, SF $2.00 $1.00 $(1.00)
 Jeremy Sochan SA, PF $1.00 $16.00 $15.00
Team HARAMBE!!!!!PLAYER OFFER AMOUNT Projected Value Delta
 Pascal Siakam Tor, PF $29.00 $51.00 $22.00
 Julius Randle NY, PF $29.00 $42.00 $13.00
 James Harden Phi, SG $13.00 $77.00 $64.00
 Jaren Jackson Jr. Mem, PF $28.00 $88.00 $60.00
 Kyle Kuzma Wsh, PF $19.00 $35.00 $16.00
 Russell Westbrook LAC, PG $12.00 $26.00 $14.00
 Austin Reaves LAL, SG $9.00 $1.00 $(8.00)
 D'Angelo Russell LAL, PG $6.00 $16.00 $10.00
 Clint Capela Atl, C $10.00 $44.00 $34.00
 Bradley Beal Phx, SG $14.00 $16.00 $2.00
 Klay Thompson GS, SG $5.00 $5.00 $-
 Anfernee Simons Por, SG $6.00 $5.00 $(1.00)
 John Collins Utah, PF $7.00 $15.00 $8.00
Giannis The GreatPLAYER OFFER AMOUNT Projected Value Delta
 Giannis Antetokounmpo Mil, PF $77.00 $97.00 $20.00
 DeMar DeRozan Chi, SF $27.00 $16.00 $(11.00)
 Jalen Brunson NY, PG $27.00 $18.00 $(9.00)
 Walker Kessler Utah, C $7.00 $75.00 $68.00
 Bam Adebayo Mia, C $28.00 $61.00 $33.00
 Spencer Dinwiddie Bkn, SG $12.00 $9.00 $(3.00)
 Tyus Jones Wsh, PG $6.00 $30.00 $24.00
 Nic Claxton Bkn, C $6.00 $72.00 $66.00
 Buddy Hield Ind, SG $5.00 $5.00 $-
 Daniel Gafford Wsh, C $2.00 $37.00 $35.00
 Royce O'Neale Bkn, SF $1.00 $1.00 $-
 Immanuel Quickley NY, PG $1.00 $5.00 $4.00
 Cole Anthony Orl, PG $1.00 $1.00 $-
Team LeGhneyPLAYER OFFER AMOUNT Projected Value Delta
 Ben Simmons Bkn, PG $11.00 $46.00 $35.00
 Tyrese Haliburton Ind, PG $49.00 $93.00 $44.00
 Devin Booker Phx, SG $48.00 $36.00 $(12.00)
 Zion Williamson NO, PF $22.00 $27.00 $5.00
 Jimmy Butler Mia, SF $29.00 $46.00 $17.00
 Fred VanVleet Hou, PG $10.00 $55.00 $45.00
 Myles Turner Ind, C $11.00 $63.00 $52.00
 Scoot Henderson Por, PG $8.00 $23.00 $15.00
 Jakob Poeltl Tor, C $6.00 $48.00 $42.00
 Amen Thompson Hou, SG $3.00 $6.00 $3.00
 T.J. McConnell Ind, PG $1.00 $1.00 $-
 Markelle Fultz Orl, PG $1.00 $27.00 $26.00
 Kyle Anderson Min, SF $1.00 $22.00 $21.00
Legit Weird And AnnoyingPLAYER OFFER AMOUNT Projected Value Delta
 Nikola Jokic Den, C $79.00 $124.00 $45.00
 LeBron James LAL, SF $51.00 $47.00 $(4.00)
 Josh Giddey OKC, PG $25.00 $35.00 $10.00
 Franz Wagner Orl, SF $21.00 $9.00 $(12.00)
 Jabari Smith Jr. Hou, PF $10.00 $26.00 $16.00
 RJ Barrett NY, SF $5.00 $1.00 $(4.00)
 Onyeka Okongwu Atl, C $1.00 $29.00 $28.00
 Jarred Vanderbilt LAL, PF $2.00 $16.00 $14.00
 Caris LeVert Cle, SG $1.00 $1.00 $-
 Saddiq Bey Atl, SF $2.00 $1.00 $(1.00)
 Derrick Rose Mem, PG $1.00 $1.00 $-
 Ausar Thompson Det, SF $1.00 $5.00 $4.00
 Mo Bamba Phi, C $1.00 $1.00 $-
W First SeedPLAYER OFFER AMOUNT Projected Value Delta
 Anthony Edwards Min, SG $55.00 $62.00 $7.00
 Anthony Davis LAL, PF $48.00 $111.00 $63.00
 Desmond Bane Mem, SG $22.00 $30.00 $8.00
 Kyrie Irving Dal, PG $25.00 $48.00 $23.00
 Kristaps Porzingis Bos, C $15.00 $51.00 $36.00
 Ja Morant Mem, PG $15.00 $44.00 $29.00
 Chris Paul GS, PG $4.00 $39.00 $35.00
 Tre Jones SA, PG $4.00 $7.00 $3.00
 Brook Lopez Mil, C $3.00 $32.00 $29.00
 Kevon Looney GS, C $2.00 $5.00 $3.00
 Aaron Gordon Den, PF $2.00 $6.00 $4.00
 Christian Wood LAL, C $3.00 $1.00 $(2.00)
 Collin Sexton Utah, SG $1.00 $1.00 $-
Vucci ManePLAYER OFFER AMOUNT Projected Value Delta
 Jayson Tatum Bos, SF $71.00 $66.00 $(5.00)
 Joel Embiid Phi, C $67.00 $106.00 $39.00
 Donovan Mitchell Cle, SG $41.00 $41.00 $-
 Darius Garland Cle, PG $12.00 $39.00 $27.00
 Mike Conley Min, PG $1.00 $10.00 $9.00
 Naz Reid Min, C $1.00 $1.00 $-
 Mason Plumlee LAC, C $1.00 $5.00 $4.00
 Mitchell Robinson NY, C $1.00 $52.00 $51.00
 Herbert Jones NO, PF $1.00 $22.00 $21.00
 Tari Eason Hou, SF $1.00 $20.00 $19.00
 Kentavious Caldwell-Pope Den, SG $1.00 $6.00 $5.00
 Malik Monk Sac, SG $1.00 $1.00 $-
 Jaden McDaniels Min, SF $1.00 $5.00 $4.00
Zu CrewPLAYER OFFER AMOUNT Projected Value Delta
 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander OKC, SG $59.00 $62.00 $3.00
 Damian Lillard Mil, PG $47.00 $40.00 $(7.00)
 Rudy Gobert Min, C $11.00 $58.00 $47.00
 Brandon Ingram NO, SF $25.00 $13.00 $(12.00)
 Tyrese Maxey Phi, SG $17.00 $6.00 $(11.00)
 Deandre Ayton Por, C $20.00 $35.00 $15.00
 Andrew Wiggins GS, SF $6.00 $20.00 $14.00
 O.G. Anunoby Tor, SF $2.00 $1.00 $(1.00)
 Jordan Clarkson Utah, SG $4.00 $1.00 $(3.00)
 Derrick White Bos, PG $1.00 $11.00 $10.00
 Harrison Barnes Sac, SF $1.00 $1.00 $-
 Bojan Bogdanovic Det, PF $1.00 $1.00 $-
 Bismack Biyombo Phx, C $1.00 $1.00 $-