Monday, March 4, 2024

2023-2024 Sheikh Gucci Power Rankings - Regular Season End

 The regular season has come to an end - here are the results of my power rankings going into the post season and some interesting insights. Good Luck to those who made it into the post-season:

Power Rankings

RKTEAMConfPlayoffsConf-Rank3PMREBASTSTLBLKTOPTSPFPASTRKMOVES
1Giannis The Great  (Arshad Jaffery)EastYes38694882275766965612381229325308.523757.25L187
2Brooklyn Bridges  (Qais Yar, Sama T. B.)EastYes211864943267566251113761218824889.7523306.75W156
3Team HARAMBE!!!!!  (Roman Ghney)EastYes413744231290759245714801292224808.2524083W238
4Ice Trae 🧊🥶  (burhan ghney)EastYes112363781308666039914131213223731.2522011.5W171
5White Boi Dug  (Doug Lauermann)WestYes21249439627196403591339115482340921837W171
6Josh Giggity and The Jokers  (Riamo Equah)EastYes51124410228446934001372116802335322364W190
7The Power of Brow  (Mujabe Shekib)WestYes311903747270767257311611130722747.7521970.25L149
8Zu Crew  (Zuhair Haque)WestYes11191351827476274241250119482269321923W218
9Thunder Struck  (Isaa PG)WestNo512613597247863557612031106521879.2523334.75L377
10Bad Decisions  (Mustafa Masood)WestNo412733585229562844112421162521835.7523318.25L140
11Team LeGhney  (nauman bakhrani)EastNo6997344027035024601110101792059622447L133
12Irving Court  (Imad Mubeen)WestNo6988306320785273771064897617786.2522685L1122


Insights


  • Team Giannis The Great is undoubtedly the best team in the league to end the regular season having scored 418 points than the second best ranked team Brooklyn Bridges
  • Irving Court had a very bad season being the only team to NOT score more than 20,000 points
    • Only scored 17,786
  • The West only had 3 teams that made it to the playoffs this season.
  • The East had a whopping 5 teams make the playoffs this season.
  • Zu Crew, while ranked 8th in my rankings, was ranked #1 in the West.
    • This is why my rankings exist - it will be interesting to see if the playoffs prove my ranking system as superior for team projections
  • This is the first season that Team Thunder Struck is not in the playoffs.


AI Insights (these are generated by AI based on the data)


  1. Giannis The Great: Dominating the court like a Greek god, but their fantasy performance is making fans worship the bench more than the star.
  2. Brooklyn Bridges: They might be building bridges, but their fantasy opponents are burning them down with more points than a fire sale at a lumberyard.
  3. Team HARAMBE!!!!!: With a name like that, you'd expect them to go bananas on the court, but lately, they've been more like a sad trombone in the playoffs.
  4. Ice Trae 🧊🥶: Freezing out opponents with icy-cool stats, but their playoff hopes are colder than a polar bear's picnic.
  5. White Boi Dug: They might dig deep, but opponents are mining more fantasy gold than they are, leaving them feeling more like a coal miner than a championship contender.
  6. Josh Giggity and The Jokers: Their antics might bring laughs, but their fantasy performance is no joke, leaving them as serious contenders despite their clownish name.
  7. The Power of Brow: Brow power might sound intimidating, but lately, it's been as effective as a soft breeze in a storm - opponents are weathering the power with ease.
  8. Zu Crew: With a top ranking in the conference, Zu Crew might be feeling like kings, but their fantasy points suggest they're more like jesters in the realm of scoring.
  9. Thunder Struck: The only thing striking about Thunder Struck this season is their descent from the playoffs - they're more like a drizzle than a storm on the court.
  10. Bad Decisions: Making bad decisions might be their specialty, but their fantasy opponents are making worse ones by letting them score more than a bargain bin at a discount store.
  11. Team LeGhney: With a name like LeGhney, you'd expect them to leave opponents in agony, but their fantasy performance is more like a sigh of relief for their rivals.
  12. Irving Court: As the court jesters of the league, Irving Court might appreciate Jimmy Butler, but their performance is more like a Jimmy Fallon skit - entertaining, but not exactly winning any awards.

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