Monday, October 27, 2025

2025-2026 Sheikh Gucci Power Rankings - Week 1

 The time is upon us again. Can I keep these power rankings churning at a weekly basis? PROBABLY NOT! But I'll try harder (if at all) this time. It's only week 1 but lets go!


RKTeamREBASTSTLBLKTOPTSPFPASTRKMOVES
1Greek freak  (Mujabe Shekib)2151054530736161206.75952.25W13
2Team HARAMBE!!!!!  (Roman Ghney)19212527137369112021072.25W13
3W E M-V-P  (Azim Khalique)19811742356152811171053.75W18
4Overweight Young Gids  (Zuhair Haque)1961254110635671104960W11
5Rock 'Em Siakam Robots  (Qais Yar)1881263014665601076.5996W15
6General Sahib  (Arshad Jaffery)171137358785761072.251202L13
7Foxy Matas  (Mustafa Masood)2171102817705361053.751117L14
8ball is life  (nauman bakhrani)1761313518775201036.5939.75W14
9Khanqueror  (Faris Khan)180804224675119961076.5L15
10Kawhi Not?!  (Sama T. B.)146902219635639601104L13
11Dunkin' Donuts  (usman hussain)159101261847513952.251206.75L10
12Wolf of Ball Street  (Riamo Equah)185115271968449939.751036.5L13

  • Greek Freak has taken an early lead in the rankings with 1206.75 FPTS in week 1
    • That's only 4.75 fpts ahead of second place team Team HARAMBE
    • Fractions!
  • WEMVP leads the league in Moves with an astounding 8 moves made in 1 week. 
    • Based on statistical analysis i've found there's only 7 days in the week! So that's more moves than days. CARAZY
  • "The Wolf of Ball Street sucks and should be kicked from this league"
    • - Quoted from Fantasy Baseball League Commissioner Arshad Jaffery
  • General Sahib sits right smack dab in the middle of the league, ranked 6 with 1072.25 fpts.
    • "My Team is ass" - Quoted from Team GM General Sahib
      • "I agree" - Quoted from Rival Team owner Overweight Young Gids
  • Dunkin Donuts has 0 moves made.
    • Even ball is life made moves this week!

Good luck to everyone as we head into Week 2!

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