Monday, November 10, 2025

2025-2026 Sheikh Gucci Power Rankings - Week 3

 The Math aint mathing....the math aint mathing....the math aint mathing...the math aint mathing....the math aint mathing...the math aint mathing....the math aint mathing...the math aint mathing....the math aint mathing...the math aint mathing....the math aint mathing...the math aint mathing....the math aint mathing...the math aint mathing....the math aint mathing...the math aint mathing....the math aint mathing...the math aint mathing....the math aint mathing...the math aint mathing....the math aint mathing...the math aint mathing....the math aint mathing...the math aint mathing....the math aint mathing...


RKTeamPFPASTRKMOVES
1The Paolo Express  (Mujabe Shekib)41823420L19
2Team HARAMBE!!!!!  (Roman Ghney)40003707W310
3Rock 'Em Siakam Robots  (Qais Yar)39813742L116
4Foxy Matas  (Mustafa Masood)39143446W213
5General Sahib  (Arshad Jaffery)38563418W25
6W E M-V-P  (Azim Khalique)37663453W116
7Cobra Kawhi  (Sama T. B.)35583616L14
8ball is life  (nauman bakhrani)33823531W15
9Khanqueror  (Faris Khan)33533742L310
10Dunkin' Donuts  (usman hussain)32053674W10
11Overweight Young Gids  (Zuhair Haque)32033651L23
12The Math Ain't Mathing  (Riamo Equah)29603960L34


Insights:

  • The Paolo Express may have lost their last game, but they are ranked number 1 in my ranking by a comanding 182 fpts over second place Team HARAMBE!!!!!
    • Team HARAMBE!!!!! also is currently undefeated. If only his enemies didn't veto the trade they thought was going to make him too powerful....
      • no seriously - like y'all thought AD was going to make the league uneven?! Jee...bus
        • #mathAintMathing
  • The LM has got a rock steady team this year.
    • There may be correlation with having kids and fantasy point generation
  • The Haque brothers are sucking up this league
    • Neither has Lavine despite best efforts
  • General Sahib is leading the charge of mediocrity like every season
    • Has also had the easiest season so far, i wonder who makes these schedules
    • Also apparently is VERY WILLING to make trades and totally believes AD could yield a better offer or something....
      • #mathAintMathing
  • W E M-V-P is ranked 6th despite having Wemby and leading the league in moves
    • Okay...this is the only time where i legitimately mean the math aint mathing
      • He did win his last game so fpts be damned
  • The Math Ain't Mathing has had the hardest schedule this season
    • there would be a hashtag here, but it'd be redundant

With Week 3 behind us and Week 4, I think everyone has the same glaring question: What happens first, a trade in this league or the US government re-opening? One of these will surely have an answer this week. Right? Right?!


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