2025-2026 Sheikh Gucci Power Rankings - Week 2

 Note: Going for a more simplified look going forward, let me know what y'all think. Focusing on only the columns that matter (for these rankings) but if I notice anything in the full dataset that is worth talking about I'll include it.

RK	Team	PF	PA	STRK	MOVES
1	The Paolo Express  (Mujabe Shekib)	2745.25	1971.25	W2	6
2	General Sahib  (Arshad Jaffery)	2626	2202	W1	4
3	Rock 'Em Siakam Robots  (Qais Yar)	2586.75	2190	W2	9
4	Team HARAMBE!!!!!  (Roman Ghney)	2549.75	2270.5	W2	7
5	W E M-V-P  (Azim Khalique)	2398.5	2432.25	L1	13
6	Foxy Matas  (Mustafa Masood)	2361	2051	W1	6
7	Cobra Kawhi  (Sama T. B.)	2341.5	2386	W1	4
8	ball is life  (nauman bakhrani)	2232.5	2450	L1	4
9	Khanqueror  (Faris Khan)	2194.25	2423.75	L2	8
10	Overweight Young Gids  (Zuhair Haque)	2123.5	2501.5	L1	2
11	Wolf of Ball Street  (Riamo Equah)	1939.25	2592.25	L2	4
12	Dunkin' Donuts  (usman hussain)	1886.25	2514	L2	0

Insights:

• The Paolo Express has a commanding lead in the rankings with 2745 fpts scored in two weeks.
• That's a 119 more fpts than second place team General Sahib
• Dunkin' Donuts is in last place with only 1886 fpts scored in two weeks.
• also there are rumors that the team is committing copyright infringement
• Kash Patel has ordered the FBI to cease work on the Epstein Files to further investigate this issue.
• WEM.V.P. currently leads the league in moves which at least shows the rookie is engaged in the league
• So far there seems to be no correlation with number of moves and scoring points, however it's still early in the season.
• Wolf of Ball Street is barely staying out of the bottom spot, having a slight 53 fpt lead over Dunkin' Donuts
• The Team owner was caught muttering "The Math ain't Mathing...the math ain't mathing....the math ain't...." while rocking back and fourth in his chair. 
• We will keep you posted on this developing story.

More to come in next week's rankings - Maybe...